Image: Google credit As Easter Bank Holiday comes to an end, and Dexter is (finally) in bed, I have time to sit and reflect on what a complete bag of arsewipes men are. OK, OK, I’m generalising somewhat, but suffice to say, it’s not been a great week on the man front. From […]
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Man Fast
My Mum once said: “Kissing too many boys makes you ill,” … and you know what … she was right. (God rest her soul – that woman was ALWAYS right.) I kissed four boys last week, (including one manchild,) and have felt absolutely awful this week. (Imagine the germs … dirty, dirty boys.) […]
Dating: The Washing Machine
Last night (Saturday) was the third of three dates this week. My first date this week was great, the second one I haven’t written about yet (but suffice to say, I wouldn’t have been surprised if he had started to make love to his phone mid date,) and this post is about last night’s […]
Buses
Men are like buses … noisy, smelly and never on time. They also seem to come together all at once. (I don’t mean in a gangbang type way. At least, not on this occasion.) This dating blog post is Wednesday’s date. P and I ‘met’ online and have been speaking for a […]
The Footballer
My best friend came round to mine on Saturday night. Nothing WHATSOEVER to do with us wanting to watch Justin Bieber on the Jonathan Ross show. Oh no. Not us. Not. At. All. Moving on … my friend also happens to be on the same dating site as me. This is absolutely invaluable […]
Ready to Date Again?
I read a post this week by Emily at My Shitty Twenties about internet dating and it got me thinking. Having tried online dating ten years ago, as a newly single woman of forty one years old … am I going to have to turn to internet dating again? Overall, I had a pretty positive experience […]