*SELF PITYING BROADCAST ALERT*
Now, you know I’m not one to moan … (cough) … but ….
… toothache is a complete bizzatch! I cannot believe how much pain I’m in just from having a couple of dodgy teeth!
I’m getting no sleep, I’m no doubt addicted to codeine by now (as if vodka and diet coke wasn’t bad enough!) and I just want someone to hit me in the face with a sledgehammer to put me out of my misery, (… form an orderly queue.)
How can something so small cause so much pain? Mind you, I asked that question when I gave birth, but this type of pain is right up there with labour, along with earache and stubbing your little toe on the shopping trolley. Which I do a lot.
Yes, in the scheme of things, it’s not the end of the world but ….. OUCH ARGHHHH OUCH ARGHHHHHHHH
*HEREBY ENDS SELF-PITYING BROADCAST*
Anyone else suffering? Any advice? Any vodka??
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