Now, you know I’m not one to moan … (cough) … but ….

… toothache is a complete bizzatch!  I cannot believe how much pain I’m in just from having a couple of dodgy teeth!

I’m getting no sleep, I’m no doubt addicted to codeine by now (as if vodka and diet coke wasn’t bad enough!) and I just want someone to hit me in the face with a sledgehammer to put me out of my misery, (… form an orderly queue.)

How can something so small cause so much pain?  Mind you, I asked that question when I gave birth, but this type of pain is right up there with labour, along with earache and stubbing your little toe on the shopping trolley. Which I do a lot. 

Yes, in the scheme of things, it’s not the end of the world but ….. OUCH ARGHHHH OUCH ARGHHHHHHHH


Anyone else suffering?  Any advice?  Any vodka??

Zzzzzzz ….


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Published by Kate Sutton

Writer, Mother, Dater.

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